An adult doll collection with a bit of story thrown in. Do watch this space as my collection continues to grow. Do you love dolls also? Well, take a look at these shoddy photos of my skimpy doll collection taken with my pitiful camera loaded onto my defective computer for my weasly blog. Thanx for visiting!

February 25, 2010

Just Joking You

A lady goes to Toys R Us to buy a Barbie doll. She tells the shop assistant that she needs to buy a Barbie but doesn't know what's available or the price.
The assistant replies, 'We have Tennis Barbie and she's £28.'
The lady asks, 'Well, anything else?'
'We have Equestrian Barbie, and she's £28.'
The lady asks, 'Anything else?'
'Well, we have Divorced Barbie and she's £250.'
The lady replies, 'I don't understand why Divorced Barbie is so expensive. The others were only £28. What's so special about Divorced Barbie?'
The assistant replies, 'Simple, she comes with Ken's car, his house, and all his other stuff.' (From "Heard The One About...?)

February 18, 2010

Where Did She Come From...

I have no idea! For the life of me I can't recall where this doll came from. I was really surprised when I found her in my sewing basket. She's a bit different from the rest.

She has adorable little red freckles on her face and two thin side braids. She looks a little bit country. I'm puzzled as to what to name her right now. As for what she's really called, I ain't a clue.

If you know this doll please inform me. There's a fog of mystery all around her. If she's hidding out in my house, in some type of witness protection program, she's just gonna have to forgive me for posting her picture.

February 12, 2010


Here are a group of friends who hang-out on my bookshelf. They aren't the snazziest of dressers but at least they're well covered. I made the matching safari set myself but it's not the best example of doll clothes I've made. I just stitched it together really quickly because I grew tired of seeing them both naked. Buying dolls at garage or car boot sales doesn't mean they'll come clothed. I was just happy they had all their fingers and toes. I don't ask for much.

February 01, 2010

Proper Lady

This is Simone from the south of France. She's about 70 yrs. old but plastic surgery updated her face to the roaring 1950's. (?) As a world traveler, Simone is always picking up little souveniers, bringing them home from her travels. Like these pearls from Milan, and the beautiful dress from Beverly Hills. Here Simone sits with two lions she picked up from Kenya. Her husband couldn't understand this choice of souvenire, right before the lions ate him. Then he understood.

Looks are deceiving...

Little sweet Ginger Lynn, with her fancy dress and big doe eyes. "Yes Ma'am" and "How you do, Sir?" and "Thank you ever so kindly." Don't let her sweet southern charm fool you. Ginger Lynn will try to steal your boyfriend before you can say sweet potato pie.
I found Ginger Lynn at a car-boot sale. She was thrown in with my purchase after I picked out some better dolls that I really wanted.